Bike Theft, False Logic, Time Machines & Clone Armies
U-locks are Expensive: It is true that u-locks generally cost more than cable locks, but what about the cost of losing your bike? You have to factor that in, because it is a distinct possibility. Furthermore, the sheer heartache of discovering your bike is gone is a major bummer, and one that is easily avoided. Most folks are pretty fond of their bikes, and make an effort to try and find them if stolen (see below). I am willing to bet that the average victim of bike theft will spend upwards of eight hours dealing with a theft and trying to recover their bike. Even valued at a lowly $6 per hour, that's more than the cost of a decent u-lock. I don't mean to be cruel, but we could ALL go without a couple of beverages (coffee, beer or whatever) or a pack of smokes (yes, a lot of cyclists smoke -- particularly the younger set it seems), and easily pay for the difference between a cable lock and a u-lock. So being that a $50 u-lock can make the difference between losing your bike and keeping it, whereas a $25 cable lock is nearly useless in preventing theft (therefore figure in recovery time, heartache and possible bike replacement costs), the u-lock really is the bargain of the two. My Bike Isn't a Target For Theft Because it Isn't Fancy
Ah, naivete! Actually, I am secretly encouraged by this rationale, despite it being dead wrong. It tells me that the customer is in the happy position of being sane and not being addicted to drugs! I believe that many bike thefts are committed by drug addicts, and from what little I understand about addiction, logic and sanity tend to go out the window, or at least are subordinated to satisfying the addiction. Therefore, using a frame of reference that does not apply to this situation is wrong. In fact, even a bike that looks like "a total piece" is a target for theft for a drug addict. Hell, anything that isn't nailed down and might be convertible into money and then drugs is a target for theft. And, hey, most things one can easily steal aren't also the getaway vehicle too so maybe bikes are especially attractive theft targets. Either way, don't apply the false logic that cheap or old bikes wont be stolen, because they routinely are. There is actually a combination of the two above rationales that goes like this: my bike was cheap, so buying a lock that costs 50% or more of what I got the bike for doesn't make sense. WHAT?!! What one's bike cost has absolutely no bearing on what an adequate bike lock costs. Separate the two in your mind. You'll still be bummed out at having your humble ride stolen, will still spend hours dealing with it (or at least thinking about it), and you'll still have to get another bike.
An Ounce of Prevention
So, you go and get a u-lock. Hooray! All your problems solved? Nope. You have to use it properly, and do so every time you park it. A friend who routinely used a u-lock, but one day, they went to a store where they thought there was a low risk of theft, so they used a cable lock. Bam, bike gone and the cyclist was out ~$1200. Speaking of friends, I have a mantra I like to repeat, especially to younger customers , "Keep your bike, keep your friends, don't lend your bike to your friends." Everyone wants to be nice and easygoing with their friends. The thing is, too often friends simply do not take as good care of your stuff as they would their stuff. It's just human nature. If you lend your bike to someone and it is damaged or stolen, guess what, it's either not very likely that they'll take full responsibility for paying for it, or at the very least, it will strain your friendship more than not lending it to them in the first place. If you do lend it, make sure you lend them a u-lock as well and ask them to commit to using it every time they are not riding the bike and also to pay for any damage to the bike while they are borrowing it (can you tell I see problems like this all the time?). Out in the world, be sure to lock your bike in a well-lit, well-traveled area. Don't try to hide your bike from thieves. You're only hiding the thief from everyone else when they try to steal it. I love our downtown, but do not leave your bike there overnight, and do not even leave your bike at the transit station at night (it is notorious for bike theft). Address any and all parts of the bike that have quick releases, such as wheels, seat/seatpost, lights, computers, etc. If it is quick and easy for you to remove, it also is for the bad guys. I think most commute bikes should not have quick releases for seatpost height adjustment -- it's not like your legs routinely change length! You can replace such items with either "binder collars" or special "security binders". For instance, we sell a pack of three security binders that essentially lock the wheels and seatpost to your bike, allowing you to use the smallest, lightest, most portable u-lock to secure just the frame to a bike rack. It comes with a key so you or your mechanic can remove those items if needed (e.g. to fix a flat). Convenient! Alternately, you can use a cable in addition to a u-lock to secure one or both wheels, though doing so is not as secure as a u-lock or security binders. An exception to the "don't hide your bike" advice is to not leave your bike outside at home, whether unlocked or locked. Thieves case houses, and will walk or drive along streets and alleyways noting what they might easily pick up. When they notice your bike is leaning against the house or the garage is left open or a door unlocked is when a theft will occur. If you have housemates, make sure they are closing and locking doors and windows consistently. Check to make sure that the object you are locking to is very solid and firmly attached to the ground! Locking your bike to a wooden railing? The railing will get cut (hell, I've seen one bike get cut to get at a second bike that was locked to it!). Many folks lock bikes to square signposts (the ones with a bunch of holes in them for mounting signs to). These post are held into sockets in the ground by a nut and bolt, which means they are easy for thieves to remove and steal your bike. In fact, sometimes thieves prepare these posts by removing the bolt/nut beforehand making the theft extra fast. We call these "sucker poles" -- don't be a sucker! The best objects to use are ones that are cemented to the ground, not just bolted, and that have closed loops in them that you can put your bike lock through so it is trapped properly. Put a large enough lock around a signpost or parking meter and a thief can just lift your bike over it and take it. It happens! The same goes for the bike -- the lock has to go "through a loop" of the frame. I once "abducted" a customer's bike because they had only put their u-lock around their seatpost. I released the seatpost and took it and the bike into my shop, called the customer and informed them their bike was safe in the shop. Good thing too -- they had left town for the weekend! Take a good quality picture of your bike with all of its accessories, keep a copy of the sales receipt for all these items, and a description of the make, model, size, color and serial number of the bike. Many times, that information is on the receipt itself. If not, you can find your bike's serial number on the frame. The most common location for the serial number is on the underside of the crank bearing, also known as the "bottom bracket" -- the lowest point on the frame. In many towns and cities, you can actually pre-register your bike (and any valuables) with the police for free. Just bring the above information to them. They will enter it into a database, and in the event of a theft you report (see below), they will put the information on a national database of stolen goods. If the bike is recovered anywhere in the country it will get back to you. So far four customer recovered their bikes this way. Register your bike now, so in case "the dog eats your homework" the police will already have the information they need. You don't have a time machine, so do it now while it is easy.
So, Your Bike Got Stolen
The reason I am writing this is that in my inbox this morning was a flyer someone emailed me about their stolen bike. It made me wonder if their bike was locked up (and if so, with what kind of lock)? They made a good flyer -- nice picture of the bike with all the accessories, a good description including the serial number. Be sure and report a bike theft to the police. Your chances of recovering a stolen bike are not very good (so always use a u-lock and prevent theft in the first place), but they are even lower if the theft is not reported! You can ask local bike shops to keep an eye out for your stolen bike, but few places buy bikes. You'd probably have a better chance monitoring Craigslist in your region -- not just your city/town. Heck, one customer recently recovered his girlfriend's bike just by traveling to all the parking lots and locations downtown where people were clustered. I don't know why the person who had her bike didn't think anything might be fishy when they bought it for $10 from "some guy", but the good news is the bike was recovered. The lesson in that case was act fast -- time is of the essence. Also, tell your friends to look out for your bike and give them the deets -- it's like having an army of clones (ahh!) helping you. One time, while test riding a bike he had worked on, an employee came running into the shop, grabbed his u-lock and put it around a friend's bike that he knew to be stolen. He left a note to that effect on the bike and suggested the possessor remove their lock or face the police. Wouldn't you know, the other lock was gone in short order and the bike was recovered. You can't rely on such instances of luck -- you have to set yourself up for success. Your bike is well worth the investment of a decent u-lock and consistent use of smart practices when parking it.






